torakowalski

bandslashman_lj @ 4:11pm: bandslashmania @ 2009-11-29T12:46:00

http://community.livejournal.com/bandslashmania/1497387.html

Hey OTPers! Remember when Ryden was totally canon? Yeah, though so. (Okay, I've been corrected. Not canon, but it can still be enjoyed.)
You know the daily comms right? A picture of your favorite band member every day, filling your flist with happiness and joy. Well, what if you had daily posts of your favorite pairing (if it's not your favorite, then it doesn't apply to you, obviously)? Even MORE happiness and joy!

So hey! Since you're obviously burning in anticipation for me to get to the point, go joindaily_ryden . I might change the name if I can think of something more creative, but until then, this is it. Happiness! Joy! Boys being silly! Go go go!

Thank you for your time.

icarusancalion @ 1:03pm: SGA Santa
Uh-oh.

My requestee for sga_santa requested a rarepair which I couldn't resist.

And it's ending up with a totally different rarepair in the final scene. Shit.

Any volunteers for a beta? I've been chopping at this fic rather ruthlessly trying to solve quite a few problems.

bandslashman_lj @ 12:37pm: bandslashmania @ 2009-11-29T17:27:00

http://community.livejournal.com/bandslashmania/1496970.html

Title; Heartless Songs
Author; liasmile
Pairing; gabe/william pete/patrick pete/gabe
Word Count; 1,500
Disclaimer; i don't own them, unfortunately.
Rating; PG-13 ish.

William isn't surprised when he walks in on Gabe & Pete making out on the couch.

bandslashman_lj @ 9:01am: Fic: Billy and Billie (Frank/Gerard Pornstar!AU)

http://community.livejournal.com/bandslashmania/1496633.html

Title: Billy and Billie
Author: ladyfoxxx
Pairing: MCR - Frank/Gerard
Rating: R/NC-17.
Length: ~6k Complete
Warnings: Sex. Voyeurism. Completely absurd fluff.
Disclaimer: Really, really not true.
Summary: Gerard and Frank are porn stars who work together exclusively. They do a private show.

Author’s Notes: Written for bandomkinkmeme a while ago, I just never got around to posting to LJ. Prompt was Frank and Gerard as one of those pair-pornos. As in, they're pornstars, but if you hire one, you hire the other. And people pay them to fuck each other. I don't know how I managed to turn pornstar!fic into absurd fluff. I really don't. I'm so sorry.


( It should have been his last scene in the industry. He'd decided he was done with adult film. He wasn't buff enough for the high end stuff and he was too heavily tattooed for anything but a very thin market. If he had to do one more fucking "Cum On My Tattoo" themed video he was going to shoot someone. )

bandslashman_lj @ 5:28am: AP: Life on the Murder Scene

http://community.livejournal.com/bandslashmania/1496543.html

Title: AP: Life on the Murder Scene
Author: b_dsaint
Fandom: My Chemical Romance
Pairing: Frank Iero/Gerard Way
Rating: PG
Word Count: 3000
Beta: alyson_ahmazing
Author's Notes: so, I got this crazy idea and I told alyson_ahmazing and instead of telling me I was crazy like I thought she would she was more OH MY GOD GREATEST IDEA EVER. So then I had to write it... I've never written anything magazine article wise, but I did my best to make it sound journalist-y
Summary: In 2029, with the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductions fast approaching, Bandit Lee Way helps AP look back on twenty-eight years of My Chemical Romance and spills some secrets of growing up on tour.

( With the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductions fast approaching, Bandit Lee Way helps AP look back on twenty-eight years of My Chemical Romance, and spills some secrets of growing up on tour. )

bandslashman_lj @ 10:50pm: What a Marshmallow

http://community.livejournal.com/bandslashmania/1496193.html

Title: What a Marshmallow
Author: stfu_pwentzz
Rating: R
Beta: stitches_later
Pairing: Ryan/Brendon,
Summary: Date nights are nice and all, but there should always be room for three: Brendon, Ryan, and Ryan's cock
Disclaimer: This is an act of fiction. I don’t own any of the characters just the plot.
Author's Notes: I was standing in the ridiculous line at New Moon and I was texting ipanicdaily and the conversation went in this direction, so enjoy. Some movie theatre handjobs for the ride home.

What a Marshmallow

bandslashman_lj @ 10:20pm: Better Living Through Chemistry.

http://community.livejournal.com/bandslashmania/1496032.html

Title: Better Living Through Chemistry.
Author: liescontinue
Pairing: Frank Iero/Gerard Way, Ryan Ross/Brendon Urie, previous Frank Iero/Ryan Ross.
POV: 3rd
Rating: NC-17/18
Summary: “You wanna know what I think? I think you like me, and it scares you because I’m everything you hate, I’m the one thing you can’t stand, and it drives you crazy; because I’m the one thing you want but your pride won’t let you have me.”
Frank didn't think it was possible to hate Gerard Way more than he already did, but after he lost his boyfriend and became the talk of the entire senior year all thanks to Gerard, he thinks maybe it isn't so impossible after all. AU. ~8,800+
Warnings: Sex, bad language, underage drinking, drug references.
Disclaimer: I own absolutely nothing, just an extremely vivid imagination.

Author note: Sequel to Feel Good Hit Of The Summer. After 3 months I finally finished this, the reason it took so long was because for one I never planned a sequel and two I spent a lot of the time thinking over if I actually wanted it to have one, but yeah because quite a few people asked for one, I wrote one.

Frank’s hips stutter as he thrusts hard and deep into the pale skinned guy lying beneath him in the creased white sheets of his bed.

ngaio @ 10:03pm: Day 28
OMG I hate this blinking Mastercard ad, a tumbler does not cost £4, an energy saving light bulb £6, or a reusable plastic bag £1 - if that's what you're spending on stuff you're going to need the damn card. Or alternatively, shop sensibly.

Sorry, I'm not ranting today it was just that that advert came on just as Semagic opened!

Today I have:

Bought some cards to send out in the next few weeks.

By the way, thank you to whoever has sent me a gold wrapped package and card, I don't know who you are because I want to save the package to Christmas day and I can't open the card without opening the package. So just - thank you - and I'll thank you properly on Christmas Day.

Been charity shopping and bought some steampunk-able trousers.

Looked for wellies for Sprog. Failed. If her feet were two sizes smaller or larger we'd have been fine but they aren't so we weren't.

Bought a surprising number of pairs of knee-high socks. I'd love to buy tights but given the combination of both my height and my weight, plus my refusal to pay more than about £2 per pair of tights means I just can't get any. Ah well, tights are annoying anyway!

Dropped my boots into Timpsons to be re-heeled. (And completely failed to remember to pick them up again - whoops?!)

Had my contact lense check-up - everything's fine

Picked up a prescription (don't ask - way TMI)

Received through the post a) an appointment for an ultrasound (which luckily falls on one of the days I'd already booked off work, though I do slightly resent the loss of the planned lie-in) and b) a battery for my (old skool, actual film) video camera which we're going to use at The Steampunk Soiree in about a fortnight (oh God, it's in a fortnight, I need to plan outfits big time)

Eaten a very nice pasanda and rice takeaway and watched Strictly Come Dancing ... mmm, mellow evening ...

bandslashman_lj @ 5:12am: All the Pretty Girls (Can't Measure to You)

http://community.livejournal.com/bandslashmania/1495713.html

Title: All the Pretty Girls (Can’t Measure to You)
Author: Cassie! Aka pinkichan
Pairing: Jon/girl!Ryan
Rating: Nc-17
Wordcount:2364
Summary: Ryan pushes her head into the pillow and whimpers. She’s wet and ready and she’s been wet and ready for him for hours and god she just needs Jon to touch her already.
Disclaimer: They don’t belong to me and this is all totally fake
Warning: genderswap
Authors Notes: A gift for spindlelimbs for being the best beta ever and making the mantis!Ryan story look all pretty.

Ryan pushes her head into the pillow and whimpers. She’s wet and ready and she’s been wet and ready for him for hours and god she just needs Jon to touch her already.

bandslashman_lj @ 4:42am: bandslashmania @ 2009-11-28T20:05:00

http://community.livejournal.com/bandslashmania/1495424.html

hey

i download the 700Slahfics! filr with rydon are there any Joncers,Frerard and petericks but funny one cause i like funny ones


thanks in advance

icarusancalion @ 12:00am: ... with cheesecake.
I love sga_storyfinders.

And cheesecake.

And look, I have both.

In fact, every sentence ends better if you add "... with cheesecake."

bandslashman_lj @ 12:00am: fic: and scars are souvenirs you never lose

http://community.livejournal.com/bandslashmania/1495193.html

and scars are souvenirs you never lose
Travis/William
R 2183
reincarnation, curse words, non-explicit sex, song title from the goo goo doll’s ‘name’

A fic wherein William remembers and Travis can’t. AKA another reincarnation fic because I suck at writing anything else.

It had been sometime in the fifties and they had wanted to be Bonnie and Clyde (William was Bonnie because at that time he had been a fucking girl, god damn it) but the heist hadn’t turned out the way they had wanted it to. Travis had slipped on a wet spot on the floor and had shot himself in the dick and died. William first had died of laughter and then she had died in a prison cell all alone while being a bitch to some girl named Martha.

bandslashman_lj @ 10:30pm: Bittersweet [standalone]

http://community.livejournal.com/bandslashmania/1494990.html

Title: Bittersweet
Author: Ash ms_deathbat
Pairing: Rydon
Rating: R
Warnings: non-con, rape, character death, gore, cannibalism
Summary: Brendon has finished his apprenticeship and is out to make a name for himself. Serial!killer!cannibal!brendon/victim!ryan.
Disclaimer: I do not own these boys and this is fake!
Author Notes: THIS IS NOT BETA’D! Sorry for the summary!fail…haha. This is my first attempt at gore!fic and I don’t really know how well written or accurate it is, but the idea just hit me like a ton of bricks and I had to write it down. Hope it is worth reading! :D


Cut to my journal

stele3 @ 9:07am: Abusive asshole >>> Gay man
REALLY, Good Morning America? Really? First you cancel a gay man's appearance on your show b/c the night before he kissed another guy on national television, then in the same week you book a dude who beat the crap out of his girlfriend and threatened to kill her.

Just, wow. The different layers of homophobia, hypocrisy, and female negativity wrapped up in how GMA handled this...WOULD amaze me, if I hadn't seen it a million times before. *clutches head*

I hope that Adam a) is smart enough to understand that by just being "a performer" - by being HIM - he's going to walk a very certain path, b) is brave enough to walk it despite the asshats, and c) has people around him who will help. Because goddamn, this is just the start of his career.

bandslashman_lj @ 5:51pm: A little bit of crack!fic

http://community.livejournal.com/bandslashmania/1494582.html

Bandom babies in preschool with Jonas Brothers babies.

I don't even know, you guys.

This is superbly self-indulgent crack, like you have no idea, guys.

Has no title, totally self-indulgent, but basically, it's the JoBros at preschool with Bandom. Featuring appearances by Gerard Way, Mike Carden, Bill Beckett, Greta Salpeter, The Butcher, and Pete Wentz.

Also. Paste-eating.

You were warned...LOL!

bandslashman_lj @ 4:20pm: Steve Forrest -pic spam.

http://community.livejournal.com/bandslashmania/1494458.html

I made this pic-spam of Steve Forrest, because more people need to know that he exists!

Made of awesome and tattooes.

ngaio @ 9:11pm: Day 27
Today I have mainly been in a *really bad mood*. I wish I knew why, today was no worse than any other this week/month ... I'm just very *argh* right now. (And rather wanting to cry and/or other bad things.)

So here, have a whole bunch of my pet peeves (and sorry that this is pretty much the opposite of Thanksgiving):

People who don't recycle. I'm sorry but stop throwing cans and plastic and paper away - how hard is it to remember to recycle them?
Relatedly - companies/offices (including my own) which have no recycling policy/facilities - we're trapped in one place eating and drinking and doing paperwork, please give us the ability to recycle our waste
Bullies - I'm surrounded my people who bully others in a variety of ways and it's very very frustrating not being able to shake them and say *do you not see what you're doing?!*
People who park in the bus stop space - where do you think the bus is going to stop to pick me up if you're in the middle of the available space, I'm not standing here for the good of my health you know
Very nice people who are narrow-minded bigots. So annoying in several levels.
People with a sense of entitlement and/or the very childish attitude that life should be 'fair' - it's like communism which is a perfect system if people were perfect but we aren't so it isn't.
Gender biased everything.
People who say 'I hate Christmas' but who refuse to change how they celebrate Christmas because that's not how things are
More broadly - people who hate the situation they are in but refuse to change the situation (this one I'd better clarify, I know some situations are unchangeable but some are. For example I work with someone whose mother is ... odd ... and there's rarely usable food in the house, but my colleague doesn't go and buy her own food she just goes hungry and then complains. She's 25, it's perfectly possible for her to get a bus to the supermarket, or to walk, and to buy food. But she doesn't.)

... sorry. Tomorrow I'll be merry.

bandslashman_lj @ 3:50pm: Reversion (Phylogeny IV)

http://community.livejournal.com/bandslashmania/1494146.html

Title: Reversion (Phylogeny IV)
Author: randomepiphany
Rating: NC-17 for sex, profanity & drug use.
Pairing: Brendon/Jon/Ryan/Spencer, polygamy
POV: Third
Summary: Growing up is scary.
Disclaimer: The worlds I build exist entirely inside my head, and any similarity to real life is wholly a figment of your fevered imagination.
Beta: penceyprepster et al.


Click for fic.

bandslashman_lj @ 11:06am: A Present On Your Doorstep | Ryan/Alex | R

http://community.livejournal.com/bandslashmania/1493985.html

Title: A Present On Your Doorstep
Author: emmyatthedisco
Rating: R
Pairing: Ryan/Alex
Summary: It was different with Alex. Everything was different with Alex, and had been from the beginning. Ryan hadn’t anticipated the attachment he would form to the older man when they’d met. Still, their friendship had taken Ryan’s world by storm. When he was around Alex, he felt solid and grounded.
Disclaimer: I own nothing but the story.
Beta: afterxbrith
Author Notes: Written for bandomrarepair! There is not enough Rylex in bandom, and I set out to fix this, one fic at a time! =D Enjoy, everyone!

Link this way...

bandslashman_lj @ 9:17pm: while he confesses everything [brendon/keltie/ryan fanmix]

http://community.livejournal.com/bandslashmania/1493552.html

I figure a couple of you might find an interest in this fanmix I made.
while he confesses everything [brendon/keltie/ryan fanmix]
follow the link and enjoy it as you will; 11 songs, all interrelated with brendon urie, ryan ross, and keltie colleen.

bandslashman_lj @ 9:17pm: Fic: Show Me

http://community.livejournal.com/bandslashmania/1493427.html

Fandom: My Chemical Romance & Fall Out Boy
Author: ladyfoxxx
Title: Show Me
Pairing: Pete/Mikey
Rating: R/NC-17.
Length: 3.5 k
Warnings: Sex. Voyeurism.
Disclaimer: All of my own invention.
Summary: Pete has a fresh obsession. Now he wants to watch Mikey.

Follows on from The Blue Room though it can be read as a standalone

Author’s Notes: Blame b_dsaint . It's all her fault. This is my first Pete/Mikey, a pairing I never imagined I could pull off. Hope I did.


( In the end, Mikey doesn't even have to ask. Pete brings it up first. )

ngaio @ 9:25pm: Day 26
I love to bake.

I don't know why I prefer baking to making actual meals, I don't have much of a sweet tooth really, will almost always pick crisps over chocolate, but I love to bake. Possibly because I resent meals and being hungry, and baked goods are a *treat* and therefore fun. I like being able to take stuff into work and feed the masses (did I tell you? entire tray/dish of brownies gone by 11am a few weeks ago - gannets the lot of 'em) and make people smile and enjoy the food. But it's not important food, you know, if people don't like it it doesn't matter because I'm not feeding them a meal which has to get them through a third of the day, whatever it is I make it's *extra* and fun.

I have issues, I'm aware.

Whatever! I make several standard recipes:

Lemon cheesecake - this is a very very simple recipe which I've posted once before here and I love it because it is very very adaptable.

Dark chocolate brownies - this recipe here. I have much appreciation for this site, it breaks down recipes in a way I understand. And this recipe is, say it with me, very very adaptable. I have added all sorts of things into this one, not sticking with nuts (though I've done nuts) but lots of different fruit, sometimes all at the same time! Last time I made them I had dried cherries, raspberries and strawberries in there - yum. I'm thinking of trying it nearer Christmas and taking out the vanilla essence and adding in some blackcurrant brandy.

I used to make some simple cookies (a Jamie Oliver recipe) but I've gone off them recently and am planning on experimenting with different cookie and biscuit recipes a bit in the New Year.

I also used to make a (forgive me German speakers for mangling this spelling) Marmorgugelhupf which was a ring cake marbled cocoa and rum cake with pale sponge with lemon rind/juice with a lemon icing which was a complete devil to make and I loved. But I lost the recipe.

My problem now is that I don't know the basics, and the science. For example I've just made some chocolate fudge (using trulybloom's recipe - thank you (ps had to leave the marshmallow out as I can't get it here - sorry)) and now I'm wondering - if I leave out the chocolate do I need to add something else or will the sugar/butter/evaporated milk 'be' fudge in their own right? If I leave out the vanilla essence and add some blackcurrant brandy instead will it do something fatal to the consistency? If I use caster sugar, or light brown sugar instead of the granulated which I had on hand what difference will it make? (I have a feeling the only answer is experimentation and some very sugar-rushed colleagues.)

But I would like, somewhen, to find a good explanation of the balance of ingredients required to make cake, or fudge, or biscuits, because the more I play the more I risk complete failure and if I don't know what I did wrong then I can't put it right and play even more.

And I like playing with baking!

icarusancalion @ 9:39am: Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving.

I was just informed that mom and her roommate were expecting me to do the Thanksgiving turkey. Along with pumpkin pie (crust from scratch) and my cheesecake.

Whut-?

This is going to be one of those weeks, isn't it?

Good thing it's 9am.

icarusancalion @ 9:26am: And the computer goes *boom* ... the fic vanishes
Here's a fanfiction heart attack.

Midway through my sga_santa fic, the borrowed laptop suddenly freezes.

stele3 @ 3:15am: The greatest hits of Craigslist.
This is epic. It's like a novel excerpt scrawled on a bathroom wall. I love it.

Gonna be out at my parents' house for the next couple of days, so -- to any and all Yankees, have a Happy Thanksgiving. To everyone else, have a happy Thursday and Friday. Safe journeys.